Lauren Joanne
Dear, Guys…

If you try to come at me with the “put down/make fun of/ criticize approach I most likely will want to punch you. I can’t count how many times guys have come up to me at the bar and told me they were going to be mean to me, and make fun of me, because they were too scared. Listen, fellas..that might work with some ladies, but I have enough self esteem to know better. You will not be able to get me into bed by saying rude things. In fact, I pity you…because you have to be THAT insecure to put down a woman…come on! Put on your big boy pants and get to seducing me the correct way. Dammit! 

  1. beardscoffeeanarchy said: This is a thing? Insulting girls to flirt with them?
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